I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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