i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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