Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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