Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
we're so committed to being not committed
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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