Your tits are I can't wait for
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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