We're facebook friends in real life
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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