rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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