Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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