Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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