i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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