Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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