I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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