oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
