Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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