When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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