Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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