i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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