New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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