You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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