if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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