This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Farmville is her only friend.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
