Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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