Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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