do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
two words: eviction party
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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