guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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