Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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