I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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