My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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