We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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