Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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