So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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