windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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