so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
