I think I died a long time ago.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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