i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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