Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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