Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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