I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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