oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My dad just said "fuck circus"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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