You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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