His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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