found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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