you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
