2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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