No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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