I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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