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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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