only if we run a train.
done.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I love you. Go after that dick
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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