Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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