didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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