There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Too much gin, very little bucket
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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