I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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